Post by Matt James on Apr 16, 2009 14:43:42 GMT
Gordon Smith 1949-1977 account of life in the Post Office
Chapter 1
Like most people I can remember my first day at work very clearly as this was the first big step into adulthood. Reporting to the personnel officer as instructed at nine O’clock, I was faced with a huge pile of forms to complete and sign, including the infamous Official Secrete Act. After agreeing to have two pence deducted from my pay for one, and a penny for other obscure funds each week, I was taken to the telegraph delivery section which was situated above the main post office counter of the town.
After introductions had been made I was asked the most important question of all, "Can you ride a bicycle?" As I could there was no problem for the supervisor apart from finding a spare one for me to ride until a new one, ordered months before, would arrive. As all of those cycles looked alike, being the same make and colour, I wondered how he could tell which was a spare one. Some saddles were set higher than others, and some had a few dents in the mudguards, but recognition was by the official number stamped into the frame below the saddle.. I then wondered if the supervisor had to remember all the numbers, and which cycle had been allocated to which youth, and more important, did we.
I got the impression that my ability to ride a bicycle hadT
Spoiled a bit of fun for the other young postmen, which was confirmed when the next recruit started a few weeks later.
Everyone not out with a delivery of telegrams watched his
Attempts to learn with much amusement, as the supervisor ran by the side of the bicycle holding firmly onto the saddle, trying
to stop the lad from falling off. It was the former who was the object of fun and he knew it, but within the day the lad had
got the hang of it well enough to be left on his own to get in some practice on the back streets behind the office, before he could be allowed to travel on the busy main roads.
After a spare bicycle had been found for me, for the next few days I was to learn the job of Junior Postman by accompanying other youths around the delivery area on their Journeys, On this first day my new
Companion and I were given just a small number of telegrams to deliver as it was near to the time his official meal break was due. Hurrying
Out of the office as fast as we could, we pedaled energetically along the main street towards our first call, in an effort to finish quickly and make a bit of time so that we could extend the length of the meal break. The telegrams were carried in a leather pouch held by loops to a thick leather belt which had a brass buckle, and which had to be kept highly polished. The centre of the buckle had a crown motif, with the Royal motto 'Dieu Et Mon Droit1 (God And My Right) running around it.
Andy gave me some good advice about various aspects of the job, including how to stand smartly as you waited until the recipient had read the message which often prompted them to give you a tip. We were always to ask if there would be a reply, and if there was we had to accept it on an official form, a supply of which was carried in our pouches. If there was a reply we had to be careful that we charged the correct money, for when we paid it in at the Head Office counter, we had to make good any shortage ourselves. If we accidentally overcharged, then there could be a complaint from the sender if they discovered this,
The delivery completed Andy and I went to wash our hands prior to going to the canteen, which was in the same building as the Sorting Office and the Administration Section, I picked up a piece of soap lying on the wash basin and lathered my hands only to hear a man who was drying his hands on the roller towel thunder "What the hell do you think you are playing at?" I had committed my first cardinal sin, assuming that the soap had been provided by my new employer.
It hadn't, they didn't, and I shouldn't have. "How long have you been working here" he asked sarcastically, "it's my first day",
I replied feeling extremely embarrassed. With a rather superior smirk on his face, he told me that he would forgive me on this occasion, but if I wanted to wash my hands with soap in future I would have to carry some about with me. Fortunately this man although of supervisory rank was from the telephones side and not the postal. I had learned very abruptly the peculiarities of government departments of that era.
It was obvious what our status was, being indicated on the metal plate screwed to the washroom door. We were not Gentlemen, not even men, merely males, with the opposite gender designated females. All this however was regardless of rank at that particular office. In higher classes of office, the ranks were rigidly segregated even for such mundane activity of washing hands.
As this was my first day and I had started at nine o'clock, I was allowed to finish at five. For the rest of the week my hours differed every day to give me a taste of what to expect, and to allow me time to decide whether or not I wished to stay. I cannot remember if I was allowed Saturday off or not, but as this was always the busiest day, I doubt it.
It didn't take me long to decide that I liked the job. Riding around on a bike all day I found to be most pleasurable, especially as I was getting paid for it and there was always the possibility of a tip. More so if you delivered a telegram bearing good news, like the birth of a new baby into the family. Our pay was some fifty percent above what was the norm for school leavers at that time, and there was often overtime on top of that. I regret to say that I blew the lot on The pleasures of life such as they were
The first time I was sent out on my own I got lost. Being early autumn it was dark in the evening and although I knew all the main roads and where each district was situated, I wasn't very well up on the names of all the side streets. After asking several people where a particular avenue was without success, by chance I met another of My new colleagues returning from a previous journey. He hadn't a clue where the place was either when I asked him but on reading the address on the envelope he burst out laughing. Not being used to the writing of the telegraphist I had misread it and had been asking for a thoroughfare which didn't even exist. He accompanied me to several nearby placed addresses, then pointing me in the right direction set off back to the office. The rest of the journey I managed to complete without mishap and I arrived back at the office a little late and a great deal wiser, as I had discovered that the job wasn't all that easy. The following week I was scheduled to perform the vacant duty, and henceforth worked my way through the rota along with the other lads.
A few weeks later the new cycle arrived and it was officially allocated to me which meant that I became responsible for its general maintenance, being paid a daily allowance to keep it clean and another one for riding it. In order to claim this money the supervisor had to complete an official form every week, stating how much each of us were entitled to receive depending on how many days we had cycled. If you had a day off sick you received your wage but no cycle allowance. The cycle number had to be entered against our names; therefore we had to remember it. After thirty years I can still remember mine '66722', but I was lucky as it was easy to remember. The new lads would tend to forget, and the supervisor would make them go and look for the number on the cycle in the basement. After climbing back up two flights of stairs they would often have forgotten it again, and would have to go all the way down again. Many became very angry when they found out that he had a complete list of who had which cycle, in his desk drawer. Why they didn't paint your official postman's number on the mudguard I just do not know. It is a pity that I didn't think about it then, I might have been given a monetary award for suggesting it.
I learned that protocol played a large part in the running of the Post Office. All walls were painted the same colour, green on the lower half then cream above that. We did not go to work, we reported for duty and it was necessary to sign on and off duty every day. As some duties were split ones, requiring two attendances, by the end of the week the attendance sheet looked as if a spider had crawled all over it after falling in the ink well. This was when ball point pens had only just appeared on the market, and were not yet officially approved. The roller towel had to suffice for a week regardless how dirty it became. Summer was officially designated from 1 May, and the heating was turned off regardless of how cold it became. No doubt to make up for this, on 1 October as winter had officially arrived, the heating was restored even though as on more than one occasion we were blessed with an Indian summer, and the heating was not required.
Practically everything was decided by seniority, the main purpose being the choice of leave periods. We supposed that it was called leave as the term holiday sounded as if you were entitled to enjoy yourself. Two youths joining the service on the same day discovered that there were rules which decided how this minor problem would be resolved, the eldest would become the senior. A comparison of dates of birth revealed that they had been born on the same day. The rule further explained that the one born earliest would hold the honored position. Had they been twins then the same criterion would have applied. Neither of them knew at what time they had been born and they had to fall back on the time honored method of tossing a coin to decide the issue.
Even the head offices were classified according to size, with rates of pay depending upon it. One lad out stationed at a salaried sub-office, therefore being lower in status had received the same rate of pay as the rest of us for a year before the error was discovered, he had been overpaid to the extent of sixpence(2 1/2p) a week. Receiving a letter requesting that he pay the collective amount back, he passed this on to his father who replied stating that they should deduct each week the same amount that they had overpaid him. The clerical staff didn't like this but had to accept the situation.
Shortly after I commenced employment there, management decided on reorganization within the office. The clerical staff along with management were moved from the sorting office building, much to the relief of the postmen, into the same building that we were in, which didn't go down very well with the other staff. There would be too many prying eyes. In addition the room we had used as a rest room was taken off us and in exchange we were allowed to use one in the basement which was cold, dark, and depressing, and therefore shunned like the plague in winter.
Ours was a class four medium sized office, having a Head Postmaster and one Assistant Head Postmaster, who worked in adjoining rooms, the higher ranked person being entitled to the larger room of course. Even then the difference in rank was emphasized by the rule that the assistant was not allowed a fully fitted carpet, but was required to have a surround of lino showing to a precise measurement as in all government offices at that time.
A pantomime was enacted more entertaining than anything you would see on the stage, when a new head postmaster arrived and quite sensibly decided that as his assistant was required to interview groups of people more often than he was, then the assistant should have the larger room. A requisition was sent to the Ministry of Works on official forms, for the change to be made, and two workmen duly arrived to transfer the furniture between the rooms. As there was a connecting door between them, this change was relatively simple as the furniture from one could be moved into the corridor while that of the other would go through the connecting door. But before this could be done there was the matter of the carpets.
The completely fitted one in the larger room had to be untacked, folded under all the way around the regulation distance from the wall, then tacked down again. The carpet in the smaller room hadn't been a full one anyway and was thus completely taken up, removed, and another brought in and adjusted to a precise fit by having a long strip cut off one side.
A few years later when the next head postmaster arrived, he didn't like this arrangement at all and demanded the use of the larger room. Once more the same workmen were brought in to execute the transfer. The carpet in the larger room was given back it's former status, but wonder of wonders the new head considering that these protocols were rather outmoded allowed his assistant to keep the carpet he was about to inherit, at it's full wall to wall grandeur. There was just one snag and one foreseen by the workmen when they had made the previous change.
They had folded the carpet under at the insistence of the then head postmaster because they didn't have a carpet of the correct size to replace it. They had predicted that it would wear at the fold, not only on the top but underneath as well, and as they unfolded it sure enough there were large bare patches at the points that had been walked on most of all. The biggest obviously right in front of the door, stood out like a sore thumb. As this clearly would not do, a different carpet had to be acquired which was then fitted to the size of the room.
This influx of the hierarchy was a revelation in the art of bull baffling brains. We were forever being told that we were lucky as a lot of bull had been recently relaxed. Previously the job title had been 'messenger', having been dropped as it was now considered demeaning, but it was still used by a lot of people where old habits die hard. They had been made to report for inspection fifteen minutes before the time their duty commenced and from when they were paid. There was also harsher punishment for more minor misdemeanors. Happily further improvements in condition were soon to come. Soap was provided (perhaps they had heard I was there), the roller towel was changed when it needed to be, and fires were lit and left unlit according to the outside temperature. There was even a choice of colour schemes.
Shorter working weeks were introduced over the years, first from
Forty-eight to forty-four, then to forty-two hours everyone on each grade received the ease rate of pay regardless of class of office, except those in the London area who received more. But it takes a lot to change the attitude of people, as the saying goes, you can't teach an old dog new tricks.
The attitude of management was still rather Victorian as the slightest discovered misdemeanor was punishable, but first a ritual
had to be enacted. A specially printed form, encoded with the designation ‘P18B’, began with the words 'You are requested to furnish an explanation as to why...' followed by several blank lines where the person issuing the form or 'skin' as we called it, would enter the alleged irregularity. The reverse side of the form was for your explanation, excuse, or outright lies if you thought you were capable of backing it up.
Initially everything was a minor irregularity which depending upon your reply could become a major irregularity, or minor offence. Tour punishment was usually to be given either two or four hours extra duty to perform, unpaid of course. It wasn't officially considered a punishment as you were 'awarded’ this extra duty.
On one occasion the assistant head postmaster who had been snooping in a section of the basement which was our official recreation area, came into the telegraph delivery room with a smile on his face, and his hands seemingly clasped behind his back. He enquired if there was a boy who had neat handwriting. Thinking that he was volunteering for an easy number one of our brethren stood smartly to attention saying "Yes Sir, me Sir,"? "Then you will no doubt be responsible for this won't you", boomed Sir, producing an eighteen inch square piece of wood from behind his back, upon which had been written a list of the nicknames of the staff. The wood had been left behind by the ministry of works joiner when making alterations in the office. After the ritualistic form filling had taken place, two hours unpaid extra duty was awarded. The terrible crime; despoiling an official piece of wood and using a very mild rude word. It was a well deserved punishment in my view for his attempt at trying to ingratiate himself with the assistant head postmaster.
Management at national level was responsible for some innovations.
As well as introducing a new Job title, they also introduced a policy of day release for the junior staff to attend a Day Continuation College as it was then designated. Having just left school after ten years obligatory attendance, the last thing we wanted to do was to return to this way of life, but return we did. I have long held that further education can be wonderful if organized properly, but what we had to contend with was a rehash of the basic three r's, which we had done some three to four years earlier. The only consolation was that we were getting paid for it. Of the tutors I can only remember three, all of them male. One was an ex RAF type with the obligatory handle-bar moustache, a bewhiskered buffoon if ever there was one. Another either wore a mid-green or rust coloured tweed suit, or any combination of the parts of both. He was very pompous and forever warning us against looking at the magazine 'Health and Efficiency', no doubt because he was frightened of us all going blind.
The third had us reading Lancashire dialect plays, emphasizing that we should be proud of our heritage. He was right, we should and we were, but he insisted that we say nought instead of nowt, I don't know where he was from, it may well have been Lancashire, but I do know that he knew - nowt about Lancashire dialect.
All this amounted to a day of boredom every week, thirty weeks of the year for three years. If we could have had a choice of subjects it may have been different. For instance learning to type properly would have been very useful to both the department and myself in the future, but in a male chauvinistic world, this was considered to be the work of women. I was told this by the principal, who stated that he, would have been very happy for some of the males to join the typing class, but that the postal authorities decided the curriculum.
When the boredom became too much to bear there was always the ploy of going off sick in the afternoon and recuperating in the warmth of a cinema in the winter, and the city park in the summer. To go home would have been fatal for we could have been seen by other post office staff. Cinema visits increased after one lad discovered purely by chance a way of being recorded as present, yet allowing us to make a discreet withdrawal. He had arrived late one afternoon after the class register had been collected from the tutor and returned to the principal's office. It was then necessary for him to report to the secretary and sign the late attendance book.
The trick was obviously to sign late thus by-passing the class tutor, and then does a bunk. However it was prudent not to overdo it and several groups came to an arrangement that one third would go straight into class being marked as present by the tutor. Of the others, after booking late, half would go into class while remainder went to see the latest film. This would give us an afternoon off every three Weeks, or so we thought. Of course this did not last very long as other not so prudent youths, did a bunk every week, and the ever dwindling class numbers gave the game away.
Being found out would have meant a report being sent to our employer, and we would have been in deep trouble. Fortunately it never happened to me or the lad I regularly went to the college with. Bob Jackson however was caught and he had a very difficult time trying to convince an officious clerk that he had gone home because he had felt sick, and that he had forgotten to report this the next day.
Although both male and female juniors had to attend this college, for a couple of years on the day that George and I chose to go, there were no females to keep us company. It may seem unusual in an officious organization, but we did have a choice of when we attended. As this was split between the fourteen young postmen over the five weekdays, we were allowed to change about to suit ourselves.
For a variety of reasons George and I soon found that Tuesday was the best day for us and we stuck to it. Then a new telephonist was employed who chose to go on the same day and who didn't know the way to the college. Being gentlemen we offered to escort her there and back, which she gratefully accepted. We soon discovered that she had no sense of direction as we threaded our way in a zigzag pattern through the maze of streets that criss-crossed the centre of the city. Being young and mischievous we decided to take her a different way there and yet a different way back every week. This went on for a couple of months, then the college principal arranged for the males in their final year to take the first morning period at a swimming pool a couple of miles out of the city centre.
As we revealed the new plan to her she was most upset, for two reasons. One was that she couldn't understand why the females weren't being allowed to go, and the other was that she thought she wouldn't be able to find her way to the college on her own, despite our assurances that she would. The following week with bags containing towels and trunks, we met her as usual at the bus stop. Throughout the journey to the city she kept on saying that she would get lost. Arriving at the terminus we walked straight down the street facing it for about a quarter of a mile, then at a very distinctive shaped building turning her to the right, told her to continue for another quarter of a mile, where she would find the college on the left. The look on her face was a picture as she at last realized that we had been having her on for weeks although we didn't like attending the college, it did have its uses, especially if it was a very wet day or snowing, and we would otherwise have had to work in it. But there was one particular use it had.
As juniors we were allowed one meal voucher every day (Monday to Friday) for use in the office canteen. Up to the age of seventeen these were given free, after that we had to pay a portion of the face value which almost wiped out the rise in pay we had just received. Often our daily duty spanned two meal times, but then we had to pay cash for the other
We later discovered that we should have had one for Saturday but the clerk who issued them was the secretary of the canteen club which was not open Saturday He didn’t want us to spend them elsewhere meal unless we were working overtime, when we were allowed another voucher. There was however a way of occasionally overcoming this problem as attendance at the college gave us the opportunity to obtain extra luncheon vouchers on the black market. Some youths from other offices, especially the city ones, did not always use all of the vouchers they officially obtained free of charge, and they would sell them for one third of the face value, which was most definitely against the rules. The vouchers could not of course be used in our own canteen as they were numbered, stamped with the name of the issuing office, ant also had to be signed, and signed for by the person to whom they were issued. The trick was to use the extra ones to obtain a meal on the day when you were at college, saving your own for use in your home town.
There were several places where these vouchers could be used in the city. One was a sort of canteen in the basement of the Head office, run by an old woman who was called 'Ma1 by all the messengers. The food wasn't all that good but it was filling. Another place was the civil service restaurant where if you were lucky you could get a meal. I say lucky because although we were Civil Servants at that time, the Inland Revenue and Ministry people who ran at didn't like interlopers and you could be turned away, especially those who wore uniform. A restaurant in one of the city stores would accept the vouchers in part payment for the standard meal which was about twenty-five percent above the face value of the voucher.
Going to this store provided some light relief in the form of a rather comical lift attendant who knowing that many of us worked for the GPO would greet us with "Here come God's poor orphans”. He was forever fooling around especially with the girls who unfortunately were laughing at him, rather than with him. His actions infuriated an older attendant who was presumably in charge of the lifts. On one occasion the comical one had started the lift off from the ground floor then spotted some young girl he probably fancied 5 rushing up. It was too late to stop but after reaching the first floorhe immediately returned to the ground floor to pick up this girl and several others who had arrived later. He started off again by-passing the first and second floors, arriving at the third floor where the restaurant was, to find his very irate senior waiting for him. This man had left the ground floor after we had, and had stopped at every floor. Luncheon vouchers spent and meal consumed we would return to the lift for a repeat performance of the character who would have been more at home in a circus.
Needless to say the luncheon vouchers had to be accounted for with the restaurant claiming cash while sending them to the city head Office, Our contribution was returned to our head office, where a clerk there had also to account for them. Now there is a type of person employed in government departments who has an officious mind far more officious than the mind which devised the officious rules upon which the department is run.
One man employed on clerical duties in the office, aptly named Wally, was that type of person. Re was the officious clerk mentioned earlier, and of course it was he who tumbled to the fact that the correct number of vouchers were not being returned for the days when we were at college. Although he was not of supervisory rank he nevertheless demanded an explanation. We told him that it was more convenient to take sandwiches. He didn't believe a word of it of course, but there was nothing that he could do about it.
He was also jealous of the fact that this perk had not been available when he had been employed in that capacity. We were later to discover that we should have been given a voucher for Saturday when our canteen was closed and could have arranged for a local cafe to accept them, but as he ran the canteen which was a club and not run by the department, he didn't want any of us deserting it, and he therefore suppressed the information. You would think from Wally's attitude that he owned the place. He was the type of man who had to defend the honour of the department come what may. There were times when I expected him to challenge someone to a duel at dawn; pistols at ten paces, or in his case custard pies. It wasn't as if he was an old fogey, but to the contrary
he was only in his mid- twenties. He was a typical snob, the last of a
generation of people who despised those of a lesser rank, He had been an SC & T even though they had once been of that rank. He complained
Vehemently when the cleaning staff obtained a large, well earned and long awaited increase in pay. Shortly after this time, deliberately goading him, I said something which almost caused him to burst a blood vessel.
This occurred one morning when he had just passed an elderly woman down on her knees cleaning the corridor with a hand mop. I suggested that he ought to order a squeeze mop on the end of a long handle, so that she would be able to stand up while she did her job. He went red with rage, which swiftly deepened to purple as I added that a motor driven cleaning machine would be even better. Having found out that he had no jurisdiction over us. I wasn't going to tug my forelock in his presence, Consequently a strong feeling of animosity quickly developed between us, and we regularly crossed swords. Over the years I have met some officious characters, but he is the most officious one that I have ever had the misfortune to meet. He was one of the few drawbacks to the job but was only encountered while we were in the office, and fortunately we were out on delivery most of the time.
The delivery area consisted of a large town with a couple of smaller ones tacked on. Two other medium sized towns each had their own smaller sorting office, and one youth was out stationed at each of these. The head office boasted a staff of twelve, and duties were arranged so that sufficient young postmen were on duty to cover an eleven hour period for six days a week. Sunday was covered on overtime on a rota basis, which everyone was keen to do at time and a half. We broke a rule then by using our 'civvy’ (personal) cycles as you were often able to finish work on a journey near your own home.
The head office area was split geographically into four. Each area being known as a Journey, and named after the area they roughly covered; Moorhead, Abbeyfield, Chadwood, and Hollington which was the largest. Very occasionally the larger journey if particularly busy was further split in order to avoid undue delay to the telegrams.
The boundary of each journey was approximately three miles from the centre of the town and as this was built on the side of hills, Wherever you went there was a lot of pedaling to be done either going out or on the return journey, and believe me those bikes were heavy and were not fitted with gears. Obviously it was preferable to do the hard pedaling on the outward journey while you were fresh, thus having the pleasure of being able to free-wheel back to the town centre.
Purely on the grounds of probability you would think that fifty percent of your working day would be spent in each half of the town, but this was not so. For some reason the part which received the most telegrams was the one where you had to do the heavy pedaling on the way back, which was Hollington. In any case it was the luck of the draw as each telegram bore the time of transmission from the originating office, thus dictating which batch would be the next to go out. Each messenger was also given a time at which he was due back which indicated who would go where. A tied time being decided on the toss of a coin. Only a priority telegram could change the order of events, and it often did.
One Telegram was dreaded. It came through every Thursday evening
just before seven o'clock, being addressed to a clerk of works, at a construction site for a new power station, on the very edge of the delivery area in Hollington. Despite the fact that no-one would be there it had to be delivered that night. It was also a money order, the wages of the construction workers, due to be paid the following day. It was sent priority because if it was not there first thing on the friday morning, the workers would have refused to start work. And these were non trade-unionist Being just over three miles away, we were allowed sixty-five minutes for the round trip, just enough time as we were off duty at eight. After that time it was considered night duty and due to our age, we were not allowed to do it.
These money orders started coming through in the late autumn, after the clocks had been put back from summertime, with the result that the road to the site was very dark as there were no street lights. The site lay about three-quarters of a mile off the main road, and lay behind the existing power station. Finding your way around the back of the existing building was a nightmare with only the feeble light from a wonky cycle lamp to go by. We had requested a postman's lamp in addition which could be clipped onto our belts, but this was refused.
The biggest problem was going between the excavations for the two future buildings where there was a drop of about fifty feet, the only light coming from a single ordinary naked house lamp halfway down the hole. It was then a case of finding the hut used as an office and pushing the envelope under the door. This was easier said than done, and in the dark several of us pushed it under the wrong door, resulting in a complaint which Wally took up with relish.
We complained to our superior officers as vehemently as we could that it was dangerous to be on the site in the dark, but to no avail. After several weeks of this we decided to take the matter up with our union officials, and it was agreed with the postal inspector that two of them would go with one of us by official van the following week. They were horrified by what they saw, agreeing with us that it was too dangerous. Representation was therefore made to the head postmaster and also to the site agent, who pooh-poohed the suggestion of danger. Reluctantly he agreed that the money orders could be held over until the friday, providing they went out first thing. A few months later, on a dark night a workman from the power station fell down the excavations, and his body only found the following morning.
At the resulting inquest the coroner roundly condemned the company for the lack of safety preparations on the site. It has remained paramount in my mind that if it hadn't been for the action taken by the union, it could well have been one of our lads that fell into the hole.
Priority telegrams, for which the sender paid a higher fee, would often herald the most difficult part of telegraph delivery, when you have to take news of someone's death. I was really glad that world war two had ended before I started work, as then every other telegram was an official one stating that the recipient's husband or son had been killed in action. At this time the sight of the familiar red cycle and uniformed rider coming down the street would Strike terror into the heart of those who had relatives serving in the forces. This feeling of apprehension carried on after the war had ended, especially in working class districts, where bad news was the only news they expected to receive in this way, unless they had won the pools.
Not being privy to the contents of most telegrams, we were always told when one contained the message 'dead' or 'dying’. The instructions were that such telegrams must not be put through the letter box if no-one was at home. In those circumstances we had to enquire from neighbours as to their whereabouts. Many a person has collapsed after reading the message, which meant that the deliverer has had to render first aid and seek help from a neighbour before continuing with the journey.
Telegrams of condolence were also expected to be sent by people who
were not living close enough to pay a respectful visit to the bereaved such was the case when a local vicar, well known and respected nationally, died. After the announcement had been made, telegrams of condolence poured out of the teleprinter all day long.
About six - thirty that evening I was given a batch of envelopes which included one for this vicarage. This was shortly after starting
the Job and not having been there before, I asked one of my senior colleagues, which was the best way to get there. This of course was
his cue to have a bit of fun at my expense, and he warned me that the place was noted for being haunted, and that I should be very care full. Although I was young I was not that young and countered with a rude phrase which roughly translated meant, pull the other one.
It was a bleak autumn evening as I cycled off for my destination some three miles away in Chadwood, but beyond the edge of the town. The first couple of miles was easy for as well as being down hill, there was also the luxury of street lighting, even though only gas lamps. As I came to the unlit area I had to travel along a winding lane which passed the church where the incumbant had recently ceased to incurab, and following this the graveyard where he was about to be interred. The lane was flanked by tall gaunt trees through which the wind blew and dislodged the last of the leaves, and as I pedaled by the burial ground the few telephone wires which connected this outback to civilization moaned in the cold night air. I began to wonder if I had been a little too hasty to scoff at my colleagues warning.
The drive up to the vicarage was full of pot-holes and was even darker than the lane as the treetops bordering it had grown to meet one another. I thought it safer to dismount and push my cycle the rest of the way, and after about fifty yards the large stone building came into view. Not a single light was on either inside or outside of the house, nor was there a letter box, knocker, or bell on the front door. I would have to try the tradesman’s entrance, presumably around the back. Sure enough as I approached the rear door I could see the outline of a knocker from the dim light of my cycle lamp. Quickly stretching out my hand to announce my presence, I withdrew it even quicker as my fingers encountered something soft, cold, and clammy.
With my heart-rate rising I propped the cycle against the wall and removed the lamp to investigate more closely, only to find a piece of black cloth tied to the knocker. Waiting for a few moments and not getting an answer, I bent down to push the telegram under the door only to find that the door had disappeared. With heart-rate rising again I straightened up, while shining the lamp at the point where the door had been the last time I had seen it. Then the light of the lamp picked out a large white face, on top of which was a large bald pate. Apparently suspended in thin air. I was transfixed to the spot for several seconds, and then the spell was broken when a voice said "Yes" I then realized that the head was the property of a clergyman dressed in a long black cassock, who had silently opened the door. Thrusting the telegram into his hand I grabbed the bike, jumped on it and pedaled as hard as I could until I reached the safety of well lit and heavily populated roads.
Gordon Smith 1949-1977 account of life in the Post Office
chapter 2 follows
Chapter 1
Like most people I can remember my first day at work very clearly as this was the first big step into adulthood. Reporting to the personnel officer as instructed at nine O’clock, I was faced with a huge pile of forms to complete and sign, including the infamous Official Secrete Act. After agreeing to have two pence deducted from my pay for one, and a penny for other obscure funds each week, I was taken to the telegraph delivery section which was situated above the main post office counter of the town.
After introductions had been made I was asked the most important question of all, "Can you ride a bicycle?" As I could there was no problem for the supervisor apart from finding a spare one for me to ride until a new one, ordered months before, would arrive. As all of those cycles looked alike, being the same make and colour, I wondered how he could tell which was a spare one. Some saddles were set higher than others, and some had a few dents in the mudguards, but recognition was by the official number stamped into the frame below the saddle.. I then wondered if the supervisor had to remember all the numbers, and which cycle had been allocated to which youth, and more important, did we.
I got the impression that my ability to ride a bicycle hadT
Spoiled a bit of fun for the other young postmen, which was confirmed when the next recruit started a few weeks later.
Everyone not out with a delivery of telegrams watched his
Attempts to learn with much amusement, as the supervisor ran by the side of the bicycle holding firmly onto the saddle, trying
to stop the lad from falling off. It was the former who was the object of fun and he knew it, but within the day the lad had
got the hang of it well enough to be left on his own to get in some practice on the back streets behind the office, before he could be allowed to travel on the busy main roads.
After a spare bicycle had been found for me, for the next few days I was to learn the job of Junior Postman by accompanying other youths around the delivery area on their Journeys, On this first day my new
Companion and I were given just a small number of telegrams to deliver as it was near to the time his official meal break was due. Hurrying
Out of the office as fast as we could, we pedaled energetically along the main street towards our first call, in an effort to finish quickly and make a bit of time so that we could extend the length of the meal break. The telegrams were carried in a leather pouch held by loops to a thick leather belt which had a brass buckle, and which had to be kept highly polished. The centre of the buckle had a crown motif, with the Royal motto 'Dieu Et Mon Droit1 (God And My Right) running around it.
Andy gave me some good advice about various aspects of the job, including how to stand smartly as you waited until the recipient had read the message which often prompted them to give you a tip. We were always to ask if there would be a reply, and if there was we had to accept it on an official form, a supply of which was carried in our pouches. If there was a reply we had to be careful that we charged the correct money, for when we paid it in at the Head Office counter, we had to make good any shortage ourselves. If we accidentally overcharged, then there could be a complaint from the sender if they discovered this,
The delivery completed Andy and I went to wash our hands prior to going to the canteen, which was in the same building as the Sorting Office and the Administration Section, I picked up a piece of soap lying on the wash basin and lathered my hands only to hear a man who was drying his hands on the roller towel thunder "What the hell do you think you are playing at?" I had committed my first cardinal sin, assuming that the soap had been provided by my new employer.
It hadn't, they didn't, and I shouldn't have. "How long have you been working here" he asked sarcastically, "it's my first day",
I replied feeling extremely embarrassed. With a rather superior smirk on his face, he told me that he would forgive me on this occasion, but if I wanted to wash my hands with soap in future I would have to carry some about with me. Fortunately this man although of supervisory rank was from the telephones side and not the postal. I had learned very abruptly the peculiarities of government departments of that era.
It was obvious what our status was, being indicated on the metal plate screwed to the washroom door. We were not Gentlemen, not even men, merely males, with the opposite gender designated females. All this however was regardless of rank at that particular office. In higher classes of office, the ranks were rigidly segregated even for such mundane activity of washing hands.
As this was my first day and I had started at nine o'clock, I was allowed to finish at five. For the rest of the week my hours differed every day to give me a taste of what to expect, and to allow me time to decide whether or not I wished to stay. I cannot remember if I was allowed Saturday off or not, but as this was always the busiest day, I doubt it.
It didn't take me long to decide that I liked the job. Riding around on a bike all day I found to be most pleasurable, especially as I was getting paid for it and there was always the possibility of a tip. More so if you delivered a telegram bearing good news, like the birth of a new baby into the family. Our pay was some fifty percent above what was the norm for school leavers at that time, and there was often overtime on top of that. I regret to say that I blew the lot on The pleasures of life such as they were
The first time I was sent out on my own I got lost. Being early autumn it was dark in the evening and although I knew all the main roads and where each district was situated, I wasn't very well up on the names of all the side streets. After asking several people where a particular avenue was without success, by chance I met another of My new colleagues returning from a previous journey. He hadn't a clue where the place was either when I asked him but on reading the address on the envelope he burst out laughing. Not being used to the writing of the telegraphist I had misread it and had been asking for a thoroughfare which didn't even exist. He accompanied me to several nearby placed addresses, then pointing me in the right direction set off back to the office. The rest of the journey I managed to complete without mishap and I arrived back at the office a little late and a great deal wiser, as I had discovered that the job wasn't all that easy. The following week I was scheduled to perform the vacant duty, and henceforth worked my way through the rota along with the other lads.
A few weeks later the new cycle arrived and it was officially allocated to me which meant that I became responsible for its general maintenance, being paid a daily allowance to keep it clean and another one for riding it. In order to claim this money the supervisor had to complete an official form every week, stating how much each of us were entitled to receive depending on how many days we had cycled. If you had a day off sick you received your wage but no cycle allowance. The cycle number had to be entered against our names; therefore we had to remember it. After thirty years I can still remember mine '66722', but I was lucky as it was easy to remember. The new lads would tend to forget, and the supervisor would make them go and look for the number on the cycle in the basement. After climbing back up two flights of stairs they would often have forgotten it again, and would have to go all the way down again. Many became very angry when they found out that he had a complete list of who had which cycle, in his desk drawer. Why they didn't paint your official postman's number on the mudguard I just do not know. It is a pity that I didn't think about it then, I might have been given a monetary award for suggesting it.
I learned that protocol played a large part in the running of the Post Office. All walls were painted the same colour, green on the lower half then cream above that. We did not go to work, we reported for duty and it was necessary to sign on and off duty every day. As some duties were split ones, requiring two attendances, by the end of the week the attendance sheet looked as if a spider had crawled all over it after falling in the ink well. This was when ball point pens had only just appeared on the market, and were not yet officially approved. The roller towel had to suffice for a week regardless how dirty it became. Summer was officially designated from 1 May, and the heating was turned off regardless of how cold it became. No doubt to make up for this, on 1 October as winter had officially arrived, the heating was restored even though as on more than one occasion we were blessed with an Indian summer, and the heating was not required.
Practically everything was decided by seniority, the main purpose being the choice of leave periods. We supposed that it was called leave as the term holiday sounded as if you were entitled to enjoy yourself. Two youths joining the service on the same day discovered that there were rules which decided how this minor problem would be resolved, the eldest would become the senior. A comparison of dates of birth revealed that they had been born on the same day. The rule further explained that the one born earliest would hold the honored position. Had they been twins then the same criterion would have applied. Neither of them knew at what time they had been born and they had to fall back on the time honored method of tossing a coin to decide the issue.
Even the head offices were classified according to size, with rates of pay depending upon it. One lad out stationed at a salaried sub-office, therefore being lower in status had received the same rate of pay as the rest of us for a year before the error was discovered, he had been overpaid to the extent of sixpence(2 1/2p) a week. Receiving a letter requesting that he pay the collective amount back, he passed this on to his father who replied stating that they should deduct each week the same amount that they had overpaid him. The clerical staff didn't like this but had to accept the situation.
Shortly after I commenced employment there, management decided on reorganization within the office. The clerical staff along with management were moved from the sorting office building, much to the relief of the postmen, into the same building that we were in, which didn't go down very well with the other staff. There would be too many prying eyes. In addition the room we had used as a rest room was taken off us and in exchange we were allowed to use one in the basement which was cold, dark, and depressing, and therefore shunned like the plague in winter.
Ours was a class four medium sized office, having a Head Postmaster and one Assistant Head Postmaster, who worked in adjoining rooms, the higher ranked person being entitled to the larger room of course. Even then the difference in rank was emphasized by the rule that the assistant was not allowed a fully fitted carpet, but was required to have a surround of lino showing to a precise measurement as in all government offices at that time.
A pantomime was enacted more entertaining than anything you would see on the stage, when a new head postmaster arrived and quite sensibly decided that as his assistant was required to interview groups of people more often than he was, then the assistant should have the larger room. A requisition was sent to the Ministry of Works on official forms, for the change to be made, and two workmen duly arrived to transfer the furniture between the rooms. As there was a connecting door between them, this change was relatively simple as the furniture from one could be moved into the corridor while that of the other would go through the connecting door. But before this could be done there was the matter of the carpets.
The completely fitted one in the larger room had to be untacked, folded under all the way around the regulation distance from the wall, then tacked down again. The carpet in the smaller room hadn't been a full one anyway and was thus completely taken up, removed, and another brought in and adjusted to a precise fit by having a long strip cut off one side.
A few years later when the next head postmaster arrived, he didn't like this arrangement at all and demanded the use of the larger room. Once more the same workmen were brought in to execute the transfer. The carpet in the larger room was given back it's former status, but wonder of wonders the new head considering that these protocols were rather outmoded allowed his assistant to keep the carpet he was about to inherit, at it's full wall to wall grandeur. There was just one snag and one foreseen by the workmen when they had made the previous change.
They had folded the carpet under at the insistence of the then head postmaster because they didn't have a carpet of the correct size to replace it. They had predicted that it would wear at the fold, not only on the top but underneath as well, and as they unfolded it sure enough there were large bare patches at the points that had been walked on most of all. The biggest obviously right in front of the door, stood out like a sore thumb. As this clearly would not do, a different carpet had to be acquired which was then fitted to the size of the room.
This influx of the hierarchy was a revelation in the art of bull baffling brains. We were forever being told that we were lucky as a lot of bull had been recently relaxed. Previously the job title had been 'messenger', having been dropped as it was now considered demeaning, but it was still used by a lot of people where old habits die hard. They had been made to report for inspection fifteen minutes before the time their duty commenced and from when they were paid. There was also harsher punishment for more minor misdemeanors. Happily further improvements in condition were soon to come. Soap was provided (perhaps they had heard I was there), the roller towel was changed when it needed to be, and fires were lit and left unlit according to the outside temperature. There was even a choice of colour schemes.
Shorter working weeks were introduced over the years, first from
Forty-eight to forty-four, then to forty-two hours everyone on each grade received the ease rate of pay regardless of class of office, except those in the London area who received more. But it takes a lot to change the attitude of people, as the saying goes, you can't teach an old dog new tricks.
The attitude of management was still rather Victorian as the slightest discovered misdemeanor was punishable, but first a ritual
had to be enacted. A specially printed form, encoded with the designation ‘P18B’, began with the words 'You are requested to furnish an explanation as to why...' followed by several blank lines where the person issuing the form or 'skin' as we called it, would enter the alleged irregularity. The reverse side of the form was for your explanation, excuse, or outright lies if you thought you were capable of backing it up.
Initially everything was a minor irregularity which depending upon your reply could become a major irregularity, or minor offence. Tour punishment was usually to be given either two or four hours extra duty to perform, unpaid of course. It wasn't officially considered a punishment as you were 'awarded’ this extra duty.
On one occasion the assistant head postmaster who had been snooping in a section of the basement which was our official recreation area, came into the telegraph delivery room with a smile on his face, and his hands seemingly clasped behind his back. He enquired if there was a boy who had neat handwriting. Thinking that he was volunteering for an easy number one of our brethren stood smartly to attention saying "Yes Sir, me Sir,"? "Then you will no doubt be responsible for this won't you", boomed Sir, producing an eighteen inch square piece of wood from behind his back, upon which had been written a list of the nicknames of the staff. The wood had been left behind by the ministry of works joiner when making alterations in the office. After the ritualistic form filling had taken place, two hours unpaid extra duty was awarded. The terrible crime; despoiling an official piece of wood and using a very mild rude word. It was a well deserved punishment in my view for his attempt at trying to ingratiate himself with the assistant head postmaster.
Management at national level was responsible for some innovations.
As well as introducing a new Job title, they also introduced a policy of day release for the junior staff to attend a Day Continuation College as it was then designated. Having just left school after ten years obligatory attendance, the last thing we wanted to do was to return to this way of life, but return we did. I have long held that further education can be wonderful if organized properly, but what we had to contend with was a rehash of the basic three r's, which we had done some three to four years earlier. The only consolation was that we were getting paid for it. Of the tutors I can only remember three, all of them male. One was an ex RAF type with the obligatory handle-bar moustache, a bewhiskered buffoon if ever there was one. Another either wore a mid-green or rust coloured tweed suit, or any combination of the parts of both. He was very pompous and forever warning us against looking at the magazine 'Health and Efficiency', no doubt because he was frightened of us all going blind.
The third had us reading Lancashire dialect plays, emphasizing that we should be proud of our heritage. He was right, we should and we were, but he insisted that we say nought instead of nowt, I don't know where he was from, it may well have been Lancashire, but I do know that he knew - nowt about Lancashire dialect.
All this amounted to a day of boredom every week, thirty weeks of the year for three years. If we could have had a choice of subjects it may have been different. For instance learning to type properly would have been very useful to both the department and myself in the future, but in a male chauvinistic world, this was considered to be the work of women. I was told this by the principal, who stated that he, would have been very happy for some of the males to join the typing class, but that the postal authorities decided the curriculum.
When the boredom became too much to bear there was always the ploy of going off sick in the afternoon and recuperating in the warmth of a cinema in the winter, and the city park in the summer. To go home would have been fatal for we could have been seen by other post office staff. Cinema visits increased after one lad discovered purely by chance a way of being recorded as present, yet allowing us to make a discreet withdrawal. He had arrived late one afternoon after the class register had been collected from the tutor and returned to the principal's office. It was then necessary for him to report to the secretary and sign the late attendance book.
The trick was obviously to sign late thus by-passing the class tutor, and then does a bunk. However it was prudent not to overdo it and several groups came to an arrangement that one third would go straight into class being marked as present by the tutor. Of the others, after booking late, half would go into class while remainder went to see the latest film. This would give us an afternoon off every three Weeks, or so we thought. Of course this did not last very long as other not so prudent youths, did a bunk every week, and the ever dwindling class numbers gave the game away.
Being found out would have meant a report being sent to our employer, and we would have been in deep trouble. Fortunately it never happened to me or the lad I regularly went to the college with. Bob Jackson however was caught and he had a very difficult time trying to convince an officious clerk that he had gone home because he had felt sick, and that he had forgotten to report this the next day.
Although both male and female juniors had to attend this college, for a couple of years on the day that George and I chose to go, there were no females to keep us company. It may seem unusual in an officious organization, but we did have a choice of when we attended. As this was split between the fourteen young postmen over the five weekdays, we were allowed to change about to suit ourselves.
For a variety of reasons George and I soon found that Tuesday was the best day for us and we stuck to it. Then a new telephonist was employed who chose to go on the same day and who didn't know the way to the college. Being gentlemen we offered to escort her there and back, which she gratefully accepted. We soon discovered that she had no sense of direction as we threaded our way in a zigzag pattern through the maze of streets that criss-crossed the centre of the city. Being young and mischievous we decided to take her a different way there and yet a different way back every week. This went on for a couple of months, then the college principal arranged for the males in their final year to take the first morning period at a swimming pool a couple of miles out of the city centre.
As we revealed the new plan to her she was most upset, for two reasons. One was that she couldn't understand why the females weren't being allowed to go, and the other was that she thought she wouldn't be able to find her way to the college on her own, despite our assurances that she would. The following week with bags containing towels and trunks, we met her as usual at the bus stop. Throughout the journey to the city she kept on saying that she would get lost. Arriving at the terminus we walked straight down the street facing it for about a quarter of a mile, then at a very distinctive shaped building turning her to the right, told her to continue for another quarter of a mile, where she would find the college on the left. The look on her face was a picture as she at last realized that we had been having her on for weeks although we didn't like attending the college, it did have its uses, especially if it was a very wet day or snowing, and we would otherwise have had to work in it. But there was one particular use it had.
As juniors we were allowed one meal voucher every day (Monday to Friday) for use in the office canteen. Up to the age of seventeen these were given free, after that we had to pay a portion of the face value which almost wiped out the rise in pay we had just received. Often our daily duty spanned two meal times, but then we had to pay cash for the other
We later discovered that we should have had one for Saturday but the clerk who issued them was the secretary of the canteen club which was not open Saturday He didn’t want us to spend them elsewhere meal unless we were working overtime, when we were allowed another voucher. There was however a way of occasionally overcoming this problem as attendance at the college gave us the opportunity to obtain extra luncheon vouchers on the black market. Some youths from other offices, especially the city ones, did not always use all of the vouchers they officially obtained free of charge, and they would sell them for one third of the face value, which was most definitely against the rules. The vouchers could not of course be used in our own canteen as they were numbered, stamped with the name of the issuing office, ant also had to be signed, and signed for by the person to whom they were issued. The trick was to use the extra ones to obtain a meal on the day when you were at college, saving your own for use in your home town.
There were several places where these vouchers could be used in the city. One was a sort of canteen in the basement of the Head office, run by an old woman who was called 'Ma1 by all the messengers. The food wasn't all that good but it was filling. Another place was the civil service restaurant where if you were lucky you could get a meal. I say lucky because although we were Civil Servants at that time, the Inland Revenue and Ministry people who ran at didn't like interlopers and you could be turned away, especially those who wore uniform. A restaurant in one of the city stores would accept the vouchers in part payment for the standard meal which was about twenty-five percent above the face value of the voucher.
Going to this store provided some light relief in the form of a rather comical lift attendant who knowing that many of us worked for the GPO would greet us with "Here come God's poor orphans”. He was forever fooling around especially with the girls who unfortunately were laughing at him, rather than with him. His actions infuriated an older attendant who was presumably in charge of the lifts. On one occasion the comical one had started the lift off from the ground floor then spotted some young girl he probably fancied 5 rushing up. It was too late to stop but after reaching the first floorhe immediately returned to the ground floor to pick up this girl and several others who had arrived later. He started off again by-passing the first and second floors, arriving at the third floor where the restaurant was, to find his very irate senior waiting for him. This man had left the ground floor after we had, and had stopped at every floor. Luncheon vouchers spent and meal consumed we would return to the lift for a repeat performance of the character who would have been more at home in a circus.
Needless to say the luncheon vouchers had to be accounted for with the restaurant claiming cash while sending them to the city head Office, Our contribution was returned to our head office, where a clerk there had also to account for them. Now there is a type of person employed in government departments who has an officious mind far more officious than the mind which devised the officious rules upon which the department is run.
One man employed on clerical duties in the office, aptly named Wally, was that type of person. Re was the officious clerk mentioned earlier, and of course it was he who tumbled to the fact that the correct number of vouchers were not being returned for the days when we were at college. Although he was not of supervisory rank he nevertheless demanded an explanation. We told him that it was more convenient to take sandwiches. He didn't believe a word of it of course, but there was nothing that he could do about it.
He was also jealous of the fact that this perk had not been available when he had been employed in that capacity. We were later to discover that we should have been given a voucher for Saturday when our canteen was closed and could have arranged for a local cafe to accept them, but as he ran the canteen which was a club and not run by the department, he didn't want any of us deserting it, and he therefore suppressed the information. You would think from Wally's attitude that he owned the place. He was the type of man who had to defend the honour of the department come what may. There were times when I expected him to challenge someone to a duel at dawn; pistols at ten paces, or in his case custard pies. It wasn't as if he was an old fogey, but to the contrary
he was only in his mid- twenties. He was a typical snob, the last of a
generation of people who despised those of a lesser rank, He had been an SC & T even though they had once been of that rank. He complained
Vehemently when the cleaning staff obtained a large, well earned and long awaited increase in pay. Shortly after this time, deliberately goading him, I said something which almost caused him to burst a blood vessel.
This occurred one morning when he had just passed an elderly woman down on her knees cleaning the corridor with a hand mop. I suggested that he ought to order a squeeze mop on the end of a long handle, so that she would be able to stand up while she did her job. He went red with rage, which swiftly deepened to purple as I added that a motor driven cleaning machine would be even better. Having found out that he had no jurisdiction over us. I wasn't going to tug my forelock in his presence, Consequently a strong feeling of animosity quickly developed between us, and we regularly crossed swords. Over the years I have met some officious characters, but he is the most officious one that I have ever had the misfortune to meet. He was one of the few drawbacks to the job but was only encountered while we were in the office, and fortunately we were out on delivery most of the time.
The delivery area consisted of a large town with a couple of smaller ones tacked on. Two other medium sized towns each had their own smaller sorting office, and one youth was out stationed at each of these. The head office boasted a staff of twelve, and duties were arranged so that sufficient young postmen were on duty to cover an eleven hour period for six days a week. Sunday was covered on overtime on a rota basis, which everyone was keen to do at time and a half. We broke a rule then by using our 'civvy’ (personal) cycles as you were often able to finish work on a journey near your own home.
The head office area was split geographically into four. Each area being known as a Journey, and named after the area they roughly covered; Moorhead, Abbeyfield, Chadwood, and Hollington which was the largest. Very occasionally the larger journey if particularly busy was further split in order to avoid undue delay to the telegrams.
The boundary of each journey was approximately three miles from the centre of the town and as this was built on the side of hills, Wherever you went there was a lot of pedaling to be done either going out or on the return journey, and believe me those bikes were heavy and were not fitted with gears. Obviously it was preferable to do the hard pedaling on the outward journey while you were fresh, thus having the pleasure of being able to free-wheel back to the town centre.
Purely on the grounds of probability you would think that fifty percent of your working day would be spent in each half of the town, but this was not so. For some reason the part which received the most telegrams was the one where you had to do the heavy pedaling on the way back, which was Hollington. In any case it was the luck of the draw as each telegram bore the time of transmission from the originating office, thus dictating which batch would be the next to go out. Each messenger was also given a time at which he was due back which indicated who would go where. A tied time being decided on the toss of a coin. Only a priority telegram could change the order of events, and it often did.
One Telegram was dreaded. It came through every Thursday evening
just before seven o'clock, being addressed to a clerk of works, at a construction site for a new power station, on the very edge of the delivery area in Hollington. Despite the fact that no-one would be there it had to be delivered that night. It was also a money order, the wages of the construction workers, due to be paid the following day. It was sent priority because if it was not there first thing on the friday morning, the workers would have refused to start work. And these were non trade-unionist Being just over three miles away, we were allowed sixty-five minutes for the round trip, just enough time as we were off duty at eight. After that time it was considered night duty and due to our age, we were not allowed to do it.
These money orders started coming through in the late autumn, after the clocks had been put back from summertime, with the result that the road to the site was very dark as there were no street lights. The site lay about three-quarters of a mile off the main road, and lay behind the existing power station. Finding your way around the back of the existing building was a nightmare with only the feeble light from a wonky cycle lamp to go by. We had requested a postman's lamp in addition which could be clipped onto our belts, but this was refused.
The biggest problem was going between the excavations for the two future buildings where there was a drop of about fifty feet, the only light coming from a single ordinary naked house lamp halfway down the hole. It was then a case of finding the hut used as an office and pushing the envelope under the door. This was easier said than done, and in the dark several of us pushed it under the wrong door, resulting in a complaint which Wally took up with relish.
We complained to our superior officers as vehemently as we could that it was dangerous to be on the site in the dark, but to no avail. After several weeks of this we decided to take the matter up with our union officials, and it was agreed with the postal inspector that two of them would go with one of us by official van the following week. They were horrified by what they saw, agreeing with us that it was too dangerous. Representation was therefore made to the head postmaster and also to the site agent, who pooh-poohed the suggestion of danger. Reluctantly he agreed that the money orders could be held over until the friday, providing they went out first thing. A few months later, on a dark night a workman from the power station fell down the excavations, and his body only found the following morning.
At the resulting inquest the coroner roundly condemned the company for the lack of safety preparations on the site. It has remained paramount in my mind that if it hadn't been for the action taken by the union, it could well have been one of our lads that fell into the hole.
Priority telegrams, for which the sender paid a higher fee, would often herald the most difficult part of telegraph delivery, when you have to take news of someone's death. I was really glad that world war two had ended before I started work, as then every other telegram was an official one stating that the recipient's husband or son had been killed in action. At this time the sight of the familiar red cycle and uniformed rider coming down the street would Strike terror into the heart of those who had relatives serving in the forces. This feeling of apprehension carried on after the war had ended, especially in working class districts, where bad news was the only news they expected to receive in this way, unless they had won the pools.
Not being privy to the contents of most telegrams, we were always told when one contained the message 'dead' or 'dying’. The instructions were that such telegrams must not be put through the letter box if no-one was at home. In those circumstances we had to enquire from neighbours as to their whereabouts. Many a person has collapsed after reading the message, which meant that the deliverer has had to render first aid and seek help from a neighbour before continuing with the journey.
Telegrams of condolence were also expected to be sent by people who
were not living close enough to pay a respectful visit to the bereaved such was the case when a local vicar, well known and respected nationally, died. After the announcement had been made, telegrams of condolence poured out of the teleprinter all day long.
About six - thirty that evening I was given a batch of envelopes which included one for this vicarage. This was shortly after starting
the Job and not having been there before, I asked one of my senior colleagues, which was the best way to get there. This of course was
his cue to have a bit of fun at my expense, and he warned me that the place was noted for being haunted, and that I should be very care full. Although I was young I was not that young and countered with a rude phrase which roughly translated meant, pull the other one.
It was a bleak autumn evening as I cycled off for my destination some three miles away in Chadwood, but beyond the edge of the town. The first couple of miles was easy for as well as being down hill, there was also the luxury of street lighting, even though only gas lamps. As I came to the unlit area I had to travel along a winding lane which passed the church where the incumbant had recently ceased to incurab, and following this the graveyard where he was about to be interred. The lane was flanked by tall gaunt trees through which the wind blew and dislodged the last of the leaves, and as I pedaled by the burial ground the few telephone wires which connected this outback to civilization moaned in the cold night air. I began to wonder if I had been a little too hasty to scoff at my colleagues warning.
The drive up to the vicarage was full of pot-holes and was even darker than the lane as the treetops bordering it had grown to meet one another. I thought it safer to dismount and push my cycle the rest of the way, and after about fifty yards the large stone building came into view. Not a single light was on either inside or outside of the house, nor was there a letter box, knocker, or bell on the front door. I would have to try the tradesman’s entrance, presumably around the back. Sure enough as I approached the rear door I could see the outline of a knocker from the dim light of my cycle lamp. Quickly stretching out my hand to announce my presence, I withdrew it even quicker as my fingers encountered something soft, cold, and clammy.
With my heart-rate rising I propped the cycle against the wall and removed the lamp to investigate more closely, only to find a piece of black cloth tied to the knocker. Waiting for a few moments and not getting an answer, I bent down to push the telegram under the door only to find that the door had disappeared. With heart-rate rising again I straightened up, while shining the lamp at the point where the door had been the last time I had seen it. Then the light of the lamp picked out a large white face, on top of which was a large bald pate. Apparently suspended in thin air. I was transfixed to the spot for several seconds, and then the spell was broken when a voice said "Yes" I then realized that the head was the property of a clergyman dressed in a long black cassock, who had silently opened the door. Thrusting the telegram into his hand I grabbed the bike, jumped on it and pedaled as hard as I could until I reached the safety of well lit and heavily populated roads.
Gordon Smith 1949-1977 account of life in the Post Office
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